Magical Dork Face
I'd write a better bio, but to be frank, if you just scroll through my tumblr, it paints a much better picture of me than my simple words ever could.
You either love The Princess Bride or you’re wrong.
THOSE ARE THE OPTIONS YOU HAVE
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- Plot twist: all of your online friends are Tatiana Maslany.
- Added plot twist: you are also Tatiana Maslany.
Orphan Black according to what I’ve seen on my dash.
LOOK AT THE PICTURE THEY HAVE IN THEIR LIVING ROOM
I’M SOBBING
This is a Dwayne Johnson appreciation post.
this man
I’m a lesbian and I want this mans dick…
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is not only disrespectful but sickening.
My grandfather survived one of the most horrible concentration camps, and you pro-life fucks have the nerve to compare a MEDICAL PROCEDURE, saving a woman’s life to the holocaust? WHERE SENTIENT HUMAN BEINGS WERE BRUTALLY MURDERED.
I don’t fucking see lamp shades made out of fetuses
I don’t fucking see you washing your body with soap made from fetuses.
I don’t fucking see experiments being performed on fetuses to see what their insides look like, changing their eye color and dissecting them to see if they are a fucking human being.
Fetuses aren’t shot in the head
fetuses aren’t working hard physical labor in below freezing temperatures.
fetuses aren’t gassed
FETUSES ARE CONSIDERED HUMAN.
JEWS WERE NOT.
If you can compare removing a non-viable fetus that cannot feel, think or even comprehend life to a child being gassed or shot in the head, you are disgusting and I really hope one day your eyes will open. I would never wish harm to someone, but if only you could go through what my relatives went through, maybe you’d understand, either way fuck you, you people are oxygen thieves.
If I ever get pregnant I will gladly have an abortion, and I wouldn’t hesitate to throw the chunks on you assholes.
(via antiprolife)
(via batmanisamusicalgenius)
Tatiana Maslany was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
As well as the third, fourth, seventh, ninth, and twenty-sixth.
-How an upper/middle class crunchy soon-to-be-mom thinks poor working women can provide their children with nutritious meals on a day-to-day basis.
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“Mommy, I’m hungry.”
“Well you just have to wait 2 more months and you can have a tomato.”
(via brainstatic)
Holy hell… ignorant, condescending AND classist, all in one stroke!
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Yes because everyone lives in a climate where growing things is easy. And has time to tend to a windowsill garden. And has a windowsill. (Because I sure as hell didn’t have a windowsill big enough to fit a pot of dirt.)
And can grow things ALL YEAR ROUND, or starve from November to May.
(via adventurotica)
Everything I hate about “hip mamas.” EVERYTHING.
(via 101st-analborne)
Me: Anyway, any excuse to talk about cocks.
[other person]: i mean
[other person]: i’m all for it
Me: hahaha
Me: [to the tune of “The Llama Song”]
Me: Here’s a penis, there’s a penis,
Me: Everywhere a little penis
Me: Tiny penis, giant penis,
Me: Penis penis COCK!
Me: “I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but now all let’s sing about the giant trouser snake!”
[other person]: hahahhahahaha
Me: (oh, god, this isn’t going into the Permanent File, is it?)
[other person]: YUP
so don’t tell me abortion should be illegal
don’t you dare.
Damn son
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